// total days alive
0
That's 0 years, 0 months of existing on this planet.
In that time, you could have built 0 side projects. You did not.
hours debugging
0
hours searching Stack Overflow
for an answer you already knew
hours actually shipping
0
hours of real, productive,
glorious output
README files written
0
for projects that have
zero commits after day 1
npm installs run
0
node_modules folders
that haunt your hard drive
$ analyzing developer lifecycle...
scanning unfinished projects... 0 found
checking git commit history... "it works on my machine" detected
counting tabs open right now... too many
analyzing side project graveyard... 0 projects buried
measuring imposter syndrome... elevated but manageable
detecting coffee dependency... critical
time spent renaming variables... 0 hours
$ verdict: computing...